TRIVIA's

1.) "It ws a F9 day, v decided 2 lose virginity & i went for d deed.Since I ws more xperienced, i ws @ ease.B4 startin i wanted 2 gve him a reassuring kiss 2 let him knw d SEX ws goin 2 b as gr8 for me as it'd b for him.Bt as i leaned down 2 lay on him, d gum i ws chewing fell in2 his eye! he started screaming, threw me off him & went str8 2 the bathroom.I put on my clothes & went home, & 2 dis day, I still remain a VIRGIN"
2.) Me @ dis guy on PR tuk a road-trip 2wards d Eastern Express Highway. Well, our relaxing soon turned in2 fooling around & v started making intensely in d car, parking it @ the EEH.Der passed a Patrolling Van passing torch lights in2 d car. It ws a disaster for both of us 2 b caught by the cops.. It ws a shocking, pissing & embarassing experience making me guilty all away makin me jst slump down on non-talking terms till date wid him!
3.) I had been 2 my frenz place for Brunch, In between i xcused myself 2 go 2 d bedroom, coz i ws damn horny seeing dis best guy. thn my frenz close pal (who noticed der's smething wrong wid me) walked in on me as i ws finishing up, shaking myself off. wen i got back 2 the couch. he stood up & pointed @ me saying "He ws Sinning in d bedroom". Apparently it was the next embarrasing situation i landed up in!
4.) I ws psyched wen d guy I had been crushing on decided 2 hook up, bt as we wer gettin it on, i realised he ws BAD in BED. & 2 make matters worse, he ws ridiculously cocky. He kept complimenting himself & saying I must b havin a good time.Al i wantd ws 2 put him in his place.Aftrwrds he got up 2 go 2 d bathroom.While he ws in der, I got up & started IMing wid my fren & wrote 'jst had sme really lame sex', left d screen up & got bck in2 bed. Wen he came bck, he saw d screen & turned bright red. thn he made sme xcuse abt havin 2 leave & shuffled out.
5.)Wen Jade Goody succumbed cervical cancer, I went home2 show my mom a pamphlet abt cervical issues i ws handed over on a street.Wen she ws finishd readin it,i tucked it in my back pocket.Later, I decided 2 tke a stroll. after couple of hours i made my way @ an ice-cream parlour coz the sun had soaked me dry.I picked my flavour & walked around lukin for a table wher i cud lay my butts & eat.Wen i got up & went oer 2 the dumpster, a man said,"would u please jst take dat pamphlet out of ur back pocket? I'm sick of lukin @ it, since u've entered".A small portion of d flyer was sticking out d pocket- d only words dat wer visible wer 'Your Cervix'.I'd spent d entire noon advertising dat on my butt.
6.) I had been 2 1 of dis fuck buddy's house 2 have some kinky sex.Dat night when our hands ran down each others Balls & Butts, I began lightly slapping his butts.Suddenly i cud notice d lamp turning on & off, horrifying me @ my moves bt Apparently, my moves had activated d lights coz he had these lamps which worked on clappers.So it ws a ridiculous, strobe sex instead of KinkYness!

Demure Feminism wid an incerpt from 'The Ramayana'

"May u bring happiness wherever u go"

Blessed by the Lord when woman was born 2 Mother Earth.

She's wild, she's domesticated.

She's forest, she's field.

She's Woman, she's Wife.

She visualises the unclothed Goddess, hair unbounded, fearsome, naked, blood thirsty, 'Kaali' & she also visualises the draped, fertile, gentle, demure & beautiful, 'Gauri'.

Its a woman who turns nature in2 civilisation- Rules such as marital fidelity dat ensures, even d weakest of man has a conjugal security.

2 explain it more widely, I'd put 4ward n instance of a wife who followed her husband in2 exile of 14 years- not b'coz he asker her 2 but it was her duty 2 b by his side & she is 'Sita', the clothed Goddess, also eminent as Gauri.

Later, Sita's abduction by Ravana challenged d Dharma- The civilised code of marital fidelity. Ravana wanted 2 make Ram's field, his forest; He wants 2 make Gauri, Kaali.

When Ravana is killed & Sita rescued, Ram demands proof 2 prove her chastity. She goes thru the trial of fire & d holy fire does not touch her, proving dat neither in thought nor in action she can ever think of any other man. Bt stil the ppl of Ayodhya asked Ram 2 reject the queen of 'Soiled Reputation' as per d laws 7 traditions of d 'Raghu-kula-riti' which demands Ram obeying d commandments of a father & he respecting d wishes of his people & so Sita is sent in2 d forest.

Who is dis Sita in d forest? Gauri or Kaali?

She's gauri 2 her children- raising dem as powerful warriors who on their own r able 2 defeat d mighty army of ram.

But sh's also Kaali- d one who has shaken off d mantle of civilisation.

She'll not b bound by d rules of civilisation. Rejected, she refuses 2 return 2 ayodhya as a Queen or Wife. She does not feel obliged 2 represent d prosperity of d household dat rejected her, or bring good luck in2 it.

When asked 2 prove her chastity once more, she returns 2 the bowels of the Earth whence she came from.

When Ayodhya asked their King 2 abandon his Queen, they inadvertently ended up losing Janaka's daughter who took away all the happiness wid her..........

Estacione del Primavera(SEASON OF SPRING)

Winter always leaves Mumbai in a hurry, so summer has d abruptness of slap in a face!

Nature awakes wid me seeing it, wid me awakening 2gether wid it!

I m used 2 d way spring arrives in mumbai. I recognised it, since I knew wat spring was. I can see myself a quiet child of 7, thn a shy inhibited twink, thn a restless & dreamy teenager, lukin out of my 2nd floor balcony & seeing dat Its der.

Spring never failed me. It came wid d same certain subtle smell in the air, certain feel of the breeze on my skin, certain brightness of the sun & transperency of d air, the chirping of sparrows & gurgling of piegons on the extended parapet. It came wid those slightly bent trees wid those lovely flowers playing riot of colours - fuchsia, crimson, yellow; emanating a gentle fragrance wen stood under a tree. They seemed 2 me like a bride. It was a fascinating endeavour 2 watch d buds open in2 small gentle leaves dat wud grow wid amazing confidence & speed & 1 day d trees wud b miraculously dressed again.

I was fully wid it, in the middle of dat transformation, my lungs expanded, my head empty of all worries, my body felt light, my soul half way elated. Just being der was enough & life was full of Synonyms.

Its hard 2 live widout spring. It reminds us abt smething important dat we always forget : dat

"Life Is About Endings & Beginnings"

Spring is alwys young, gentle & so fragile- everything around seems 2 b made of plastic, concrete or porcelain, even a Man.

I fill my lungs 2 their full capacity. I try 2 absorb all sounds, smells & fragrances, I talk 2 every tree.

Slowly, I tune in2 the Metro's pace. I dnt know any answers. May b der aren't any. I know only 1 thing : My Life Has A Spring Worth Coming Back For...!

Hottest Brand of Life- "YOGA"

I practice Yoga @ home, it extends me a support. Its jst a couple of months now dat m practising it. I've b'cum more assured talking 2 people. It has made me a better person. Helped me deal wid people around me wid a +ve frame of mind. I bring +ve energy & dats d reason y I can smile so much.

I've started taking things dillatentically. YOGA is the best ever treat I've offered myself. Its a Stress Buster- a Holistic Approach 2 life.

Adding 2 it, I'd say, "Yoga encompasses a lot of things. I've always made an attempt 2 b physically & mentally sound & YOGA has affirmed 2 it".

Its an inner journey, nothing happens on the outside. If u follow it with committment & dedication, u change, u transform, ur attitude changes, u start respecting urself. Its not a 1 time thing. The dynamics of Life r complicated. There r always pulls & struggles so many demands on us.

I make it a point 2 practice what I learn daily. I meditate, chant & pray. It takes a pretty good time & sometimes I fret, I wud hve completed sme urgent task. ' There r no shortcuts though, I wish there were'.. :)

Things keep coming up. There r layers within ourselves & any form of spiritual practices will help u cross the layers. When past incident don't affect ur persona anymore, u know u've come a long way.

I'd continue YOGA thruout my Lifespan coz, "IT GIVES ME A PUSH & MOMENTUM 2 BOUNCE BACK"

My perception 2wards life has changed. "Now instead of viewing a glass half empty, I see it as half full".

"I strongly believe dat there is Life after Death & dat u've 2 pay for what u do here. And if 1 attains fulfillment of soul, 1 can attain MOKSHA..."

"JADE GOODY"

Live ur life such dat people smile wen ur born & cry wen u die. When Jade Goody was born in2 public life in UKs BIG BROTHER 2002, she flashed a boob &was named 'Big Brother Bimbo'. Placards outside BB's house proclaimed, ''Slaughter the Pig!''
When she died, single mother of 2 & a millionaire, British PM Gordon Brown was deeply saddened, while actor Stephen Fry called her "Ladi Di from the wrong side of the tracks."
What changed? the "most hated woman in Britain" had turned life around, leaving a lingering sadness. What did dis childish, foul-mouthed, tantrum-throwing, single mother Jade do dat, clicked wid the public?
World public opinion peaked against Goody, wen she hurled rascist abuse @ Shilpa Shetty on Big Brother. Shetty gained from the Outrage, but Goody was Ostracised. Goody did an about turn & publicly apologised to Shetty, even expressing a desire to visit India. The media savvy Shetty responded wid public forgiveness & invitation.
Goody scored back in2 everybody's good books, quickly admitting her mistake & media revelations of her underprivileged background.
I on the other hand admire her spirit, how she coped wid her illness. She was a special person & even in her last moment, all she cud think of was securing her family's future, she didn't care how......She died a Hero's death!
Remember, 1 arises from the dredges, Sphinx-like. All u need is d belief dat u'll get back again & d determination 2 work 2wards it.
Its alright 2 make mistakes, dats human, but those who admit 2 those mistakes & repent r taken 2 heart. As Goody was.
She lived fully. Cancer or not, Hated or not, she was fun-loving - yelled wen she was angry, laughed wen she was happy, apologised afterwards.... she felt deeply. She was just herself. Unmasked & Authentic.. Jade thought life beyond fame.
Life's too short, what stays is humility, forgiveness, generosity of spirit.
Spins go so far as the purity of intent. Goody who loved so deeply as 2 merry days b4 her death, make peace wid those she offended leave a legacy of loving her sons enough 2 sell her death for them & turn hate in2 Love..... What a way 2 go...!
{Thy Soul Rest In Eternal Peace}.......