1.) "It ws a F9 day, v decided 2 lose virginity & i went for d deed.Since I ws more xperienced, i ws @ ease.B4 startin i wanted 2 gve him a reassuring kiss 2 let him knw d SEX ws goin 2 b as gr8 for me as it'd b for him.Bt as i leaned down 2 lay on him, d gum i ws chewing fell in2 his eye! he started screaming, threw me off him & went str8 2 the bathroom.I put on my clothes & went home, & 2 dis day, I still remain a VIRGIN"
2.) Me @ dis guy on PR tuk a road-trip 2wards d Eastern Express Highway. Well, our relaxing soon turned in2 fooling around & v started making intensely in d car, parking it @ the EEH.Der passed a Patrolling Van passing torch lights in2 d car. It ws a disaster for both of us 2 b caught by the cops.. It ws a shocking, pissing & embarassing experience making me guilty all away makin me jst slump down on non-talking terms till date wid him!
3.) I had been 2 my frenz place for Brunch, In between i xcused myself 2 go 2 d bedroom, coz i ws damn horny seeing dis best guy. thn my frenz close pal (who noticed der's smething wrong wid me) walked in on me as i ws finishing up, shaking myself off. wen i got back 2 the couch. he stood up & pointed @ me saying "He ws Sinning in d bedroom". Apparently it was the next embarrasing situation i landed up in!
4.) I ws psyched wen d guy I had been crushing on decided 2 hook up, bt as we wer gettin it on, i realised he ws BAD in BED. & 2 make matters worse, he ws ridiculously cocky. He kept complimenting himself & saying I must b havin a good time.Al i wantd ws 2 put him in his place.Aftrwrds he got up 2 go 2 d bathroom.While he ws in der, I got up & started IMing wid my fren & wrote 'jst had sme really lame sex', left d screen up & got bck in2 bed. Wen he came bck, he saw d screen & turned bright red. thn he made sme xcuse abt havin 2 leave & shuffled out.
5.)Wen Jade Goody succumbed cervical cancer, I went home2 show my mom a pamphlet abt cervical issues i ws handed over on a street.Wen she ws finishd readin it,i tucked it in my back pocket.Later, I decided 2 tke a stroll. after couple of hours i made my way @ an ice-cream parlour coz the sun had soaked me dry.I picked my flavour & walked around lukin for a table wher i cud lay my butts & eat.Wen i got up & went oer 2 the dumpster, a man said,"would u please jst take dat pamphlet out of ur back pocket? I'm sick of lukin @ it, since u've entered".A small portion of d flyer was sticking out d pocket- d only words dat wer visible wer 'Your Cervix'.I'd spent d entire noon advertising dat on my butt.
6.) I had been 2 1 of dis fuck buddy's house 2 have some kinky sex.Dat night when our hands ran down each others Balls & Butts, I began lightly slapping his butts.Suddenly i cud notice d lamp turning on & off, horrifying me @ my moves bt Apparently, my moves had activated d lights coz he had these lamps which worked on clappers.So it ws a ridiculous, strobe sex instead of KinkYness!
