Thursday, 17 February 2011

THE.............DATING..........GAME.

My inept or expert try to find the Perfect Man for me, in other words someone at least as weird as I is just like Climbing Everest with danger & despair. I laugh at myself to set me up on blind dates & I-almost!-forgive myself for that : )

A Date is when 2 people, who hardly know each other, go out for Coffee & push their cups around nervously, while trying to ask as many questions as possible in the shortest possible time. As in:
Do you smoke? Drink? Sports?
Do you like dogs? cats?
What are your plans to settle with a guy? Will it work or fall apart?
Why do you think your ex said you were controlling?
Do you like Chocolate? Cheesecake?
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
Do you like kids? Have you ever dated any?
What foreign languages do you speak?
What’s your ideal honeymoon? Two weeks in the Himalayas?? Really?
Have you ever been to Paris? To Des Moines?
Are you religious?
What’s your next career move?
When are we meeting next? How soon do you think you’ll call??

I’m sure it’s the Circus that offers fabulous travel opportunities for two dating people from opposite ends of the earth, with as little in common as humanly possible.

Sometimes it works & you are hopeful, sometimes it don't, & you pray that he didn't note your phone number wrong. Reality hits! You go home & cry, eventually laugh & never speak to him again. & after you forget just how bad it was, you let yourself again into it & do it to you again without Losing hopes on Love.


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